did-you-kno:

The tongue-eating-louse is a parasite that eats away at a fish’s tongue, attaches itself to the remaining stub, and then becomes the fish’s new tongue.
Source

did-you-kno:

The tongue-eating-louse is a parasite that eats away at a fish’s tongue, attaches itself to the remaining stub, and then becomes the fish’s new tongue.

Source

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hippiebabay:

solaceames:

angrywocunited:

Holy shit?????????????? (x)

This sounded too sadistic to be real, but it’s got sources (x).

It’s legit.

hippiebabay:

solaceames:

angrywocunited:

Holy shit?????????????? (x)

This sounded too sadistic to be real, but it’s got sources (x).

It’s legit.

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4gifs:

The first GIF

peggytheheadsmasher:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

I once started saying very loudly that “I was going to kill them all with a poison” at a girl’s group church lock in. I was sleeping next to 7 girls at the time and woke them and the chaperone up.

I had not taken German at the time. I am not good at speaking German…The lady chaperoning spoke fluent German though, apparently. Not my best moment.