The tongue-eating-louse is a parasite that eats away at a fish’s tongue, attaches itself to the remaining stub, and then becomes the fish’s new tongue.
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Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”
So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”
She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’”
I once started saying very loudly that “I was going to kill them all with a poison” at a girl’s group church lock in. I was sleeping next to 7 girls at the time and woke them and the chaperone up.
I had not taken German at the time. I am not good at speaking German…The lady chaperoning spoke fluent German though, apparently. Not my best moment.